Come now Morticia, you really should strip down. Moontan lines are so embarassing…

(Source: sandandglass)


The best way to deal with broken shutters.

This makes me want to break the shutters at my store XD

The best way to deal with broken shutters.

This makes me want to break the shutters at my store XD

heyitsemele:

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant. 

Seriously, none of you ever thought of this before?

madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

ALL OF MY YES

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

I wish I was this clever.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

mayorchouchou:

nakamurasawa:

if you’re under 5’5” you’re weak and natural selection is coming for your ass

if you’re over 5’7” you’re weak and the top of a doorway is coming for your head

(Source: whimsicott)

I am making a stand against never being good enough.

I am making a stand against being treated like a child.

I am making a stand against my bully, even if he is your favorite.

I am making a stand against feeling poisoned when I visit.

I am making a stand against wearing armor in my sleep.

I am making a stand against the darkness.

I am standing up to you.

Just because I am your age, that does not mean you can forgo respect.

Just because I am family, that does not mean you can forgo courtesy.

Just because you are a man, that does not mean you can forgo considering your tone of voice.

Just because you were joking, that does not mean your words did not hurt.

Just because we have tried nothing, that does not mean trying something will not help.

Today it was made crystal clear that I am the only person in my family who wants to make any change to our family dynamic, because I am the only unhappy one in the bunch. Everyone else is doing just fine the way things are. Their answer is the same answer that hasn’t been working for 20 years- get used to the way things are, get a thicker skin, try to understand other people better.

It’s also clear my family thinks I have no communication skills. That I’m not filtering my speech, topics, and tone to please them already. That I can’t understand social cues. That I’m emotionally unstable and completely unreasonable. That there is something wrong with me.

And I’m afraid they might be right.

I disagree- Loki wanted to rule. By definition, he is Lawful Evil. A chaotic evil character just wants to watch the world burn.

(Source: hawkbye)